smurf

Term used in online gaming to signify a famous person playing games under a fake name. Term was coined by Warcraft legend "Shlonglor."
We lost to those smurfs: they were better than we thought they would be.
by GringoSuperStar June 03, 2003
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Smurfed

My friend Smurfed me on my porch when i wasnt looking....
by Jenny September 06, 2004
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Smurfed

When an attractive girl sends you all the signals that will make you think that you totally and absolutely will sleep with her that night and it never happens for no definitive reason, resulting in the condition known as blue balls.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm totally making out with this chick at the bar. I am so taking her home!
Guy 2: Awesome!
2 minutes later...
Guy 1: The chick just left! I thought she was gonna sleep with me!
Guy 2: Sorry dude, you just got smurfed!
by Tongman December 27, 2013
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Smurfed

Dean: “Yeah dude, she blue-balled me last night.”

Isaac: “Nah man she definitely smurfed you.”

Dean: “Shut the fuck up, asshole.”
by Mr. Razzle Dazzle Rose June 15, 2020
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Smurf-it

Choking your dick until it turns blue
Phil: I wanna tongue-punch your chocolate starfish, but first I've got to smurf-it
Bob: What the fuck dad
by KevinRuddPM August 25, 2018
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Smurf

A "Smurf" a person or group of people ranging in age from a baby, toddler, child, teenager to adolescent, or simply under Parental control.
The word "Smurf" is taken from the comic and TV "The Smurfs" who's many different characters mimic the behavior of today's young adults. The reason behind the Word is that all young adults will cause adults to swear in frustration, to use blue language and because of this "Smurf" if the perfect word to describe all young adults.
See Wiki reference for list of characters and further details at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs
Your Smurf is adorable.
The Smurf's have been well behaved all day.
The Smurf's are outside playing in the garden.
She is your Smurf honey, can't you tell her she was wrong.
The Smurf has been a complete arse and refused to go to school.
The <censored> Smurf dropped my laptop!
by frag.happy July 22, 2013
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SMURFING

the act of hitting anothers face with your penis
by genghis khan March 17, 2003
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