1 definition by Z.hanning
Choking yourself while you’re jerkin off until you start to turn blue then jizz in your hand and slap it on your head.
“ Zach didn’t hang out with his friends Alex and Jake because he was too busy smurfing that night.”
“Zach tried smurfing on his motorcycle and almost crashed.”
“Tommy was smurfing and his dog Izzy walked in and watched him.”
“Zach tried smurfing on his motorcycle and almost crashed.”
“Tommy was smurfing and his dog Izzy walked in and watched him.”
by Z.hanning June 26, 2018