Choking yourself while you’
re jerkin off until you start to turn
blue then jizz in your
hand and slap it on your head.
“
Zach didn’t hang out with his
friends Alex and Jake because he was too busy smurfing that night.”
“
Zach tried smurfing on his motorcycle and almost crashed.”
“Tommy was smurfing and his dog Izzy walked in and watched him.”