Smuch

It has a different meaning when dirrected to a man or woman. If it is directed to a woman, then it means she is a curvy cutie with a real booty. If it is directed to a man, then he is a withered old retard.

Woah, she’s a real smuch!
or
Wow, that dude is acting like a god damned smuch.

by Deus Ex Human Revolution October 30, 2017

smutch

To soil or stain. You know what I mean.

"Smutch me, you saucy jack."

by Robocop April 29, 2004

skurch

A sketchy person. Usually someone who has smoked a lot of marijuana. Originated at Lester B. Pearson by a group of kids when someone called an individual a sketch, but said skurch instead. He then became skurch.

Person 1: Yo skurch do you have an extra butt man?
Skurch: Uh i don't know dude. I think i don't. But the sky is blue my friend.
Person 2: You're a sketch, skurch.
Person 1: Lol

by Annynomous October 30, 2007

slurch

verb. To use one's mouth to imbibe fecal matter directly from the anus of another person, specifically as a sex act.

"Slurching is the discharging in the anus and suck it from the anus of the individual." - Jamaican pastor. "Oh, you mean from the mouth?" - Ian Harvey "Yes." - Jamaican pastor. Season 1 Episode 3 of Gaycation with Ellen Page on Viceland.

by paxxa July 23, 2016

smunch

To eat vagina, munch the carpet, falatia. Performing oral sex on a vagina.

Carlita wouldn't let me smash last night so I smunched instead.

by DNirro January 18, 2009

snurch

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To sniff back a noseful of snot because either you haven't got a handkerchief or you're just too lazy to blow your nose.

This is the opposite of a "Pitmon's Hankie", whereby you press a thumb or finger against a nostril and blow forth snot through the other one onto the pavement.

"Stop snurching and blow your nose you derty get... I'm trying to eat me dinner here!"

From "Biggles Grebs Aloft" by Monty W. Bungingham

by Neil Baxter December 28, 2005

tittie smunch

breast milk resedue that is dried out and left on the nipple

i was licking this tit but it was all crusty from tittie smunch

by James "dicky" Johnson October 17, 2006