smegma

Buildup of skin and other crud found between the foreskin and penis

yuck...check out all the Smegma underneath my foreskin...DUUUUUUUUUDE!

by Zojase October 20, 2001

ocular smegma

A polite word for eye boogers-the dried,crusty material that collects on the inside corners of the eyes during sleep.Ocular smeg is naturally yellow in color,but,in women it can be black,dark blue or brown due to residues from mascara,eyeline,eye shadow,etc. Ocular smegma is very common in poodles and chihuahuas.Eye smeg can be particularly troublesome in persons suffering from colds,allegies,flu and pink eye.For some reason,young children don't like to eat eye smeg as much as they do boogers. Contrary to myth,ocular smegma is NOT caused by the Sand Man.

When I woke up this morning,I thought I had gone blind.It turned out my eyelids were matted shut with ocular smegma.

by wolfbait51 January 8, 2011

Sugma

A disease mainly carried by streamers somewhat similar to Ligma which took the life of fortnite streamer Ninja after he questioned it. Sugma instead infects people who believe in Ligma as many suggest

85% of humanity died of ligma for not believing it
15% of humanity died of sugma for believing ligma

sugma balls
i was diagnosed with sugma

by yeahbecusstuff July 24, 2018

smegma popsicle

An erect penis covered with natural female lubricant and male ejaculate. Normally the penis in this condition is licked by the sexual partner.

After sexual intercourse, she devoured his smegma popsicle with gusto.

by Boris Simeon May 8, 2011

smugattude

The look you get from someone (student, child, spouse, etc.) when you say something wrong and they correct you.

I know I mispronounced nuclear mitosis. You can wipe that smugattude off your face now.

by Silly Teacher September 17, 2019

navel smegma

that gross white crud that smells like cheese that comes from your navel. it may collect lint and other particles further enhancing said cheese-like odor

this girl was goin down on me and said she smelled something foul...she was like damn nigga i think you got some navel smegma

by L-D to da D-Z November 8, 2006

Smegman

Positive dude on discord and has a shaggy pfp

@smegman hi :3

by Jtroy69 April 6, 2021