smooth operator

Someone who can handle multiple situations in a fashion that can only be described as "Awesome, spectucular, and, above all else, awesometacular".

Usually a smooth operator is someone who tends to be "on top of things", and in is usually in control of any given situation.
If he/she isn't in control of a situation, they usually find a way to gain control of it to make it more awesome for everyone involved.

Smooth Operators are rarely in trouble, and, when they are, they can usually get out of these situations quickly, elegantly and with a zero percent chance of casualties.

Kevin is a smooth operator.

Julie thinks "That Kevin is one smooth operator."

Everyone agrees, and life is awesome.

by Kevin Coffey April 1, 2005

Boy Scout Rule of D's

After seeing a man's penis, in order to restore order of to the universe you must show that man your penis.

Adam: You gotta show that man your dick back to restore order to the universe man! Boy Scout Rule of D's!

by MonkeyHelmet May 17, 2011

Smooth Jazz

The kind of music played on The Weather Channel

And now here's your local forcast. (Smooth Jazz plays in the background)

by 1069 October 21, 2005

Monster Shouter

Based upon a character in Stephen King's "The Stand", a monster shouter is one who, for no reason other than their own belief that everything and everyone around them is part of a conspiracy which will surely bring about the world's end, takes to the streets, the internet and anywhere s/he can gain public voice to rail aloud that the end is coming and we are all surely doomed.

When the H1N1 flu virus hit the US en masse, monster shouters took to the streets proclaiming this was "judgement" and "the end of days".

by Dante's Infernal July 16, 2010

Pinkly Smooth

A side project band. The lead singer is Jimmy Sullivan also know as The Rev.
The guitarist is Brian Haner or Synyster Gates.
Both of these guys are from Avenged Sevenfold.
The Bassist is Buck Silverspur or El Diablo.
The Drummer is D Rock also known as Super Loop.
These two people are from the band Ballistico.

Person One: Avenged Sevenfold Rocks!
Person Two: Yeah! So does Ballistico
Person Three: You guys should listen to Pinkly Smooth...

by Billy W May 10, 2006

Smooth Brain

Opposite of big brain. Smooth brain refers to an idiot or someone dumb. Neuroscientists believe the more folds you have in your brain means the smarter you are. Therefore if you are called smooth brain, you have less folds and therefore dumb.

How did you forget to lock the door? Good move, smooth brain.

You don’t know basic math? Smooth brain 🙄

by TheoPham September 13, 2019

Smooth Talker

Someone who has a very rare ability to say all the right things at the right time. Even when a situation is not in their favor, by the end of the night their uncanny ability with words has turned a unfavorable situation into an advantage. They are charming and possess all the people skills then some, they can talk their way out of or in into anything they want. Even more deadly if the person is hot. Basically they can sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman wearing white gloves.

If anyone else was speeding that fast they would be in jail, but Johnny is such a smooth talker the cop ended up escorting him where he needed to go.

by Not Webster April 19, 2009