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smoth

An animal that is a cross between a moth and a sloth. A person could possibly attain the metaphysical properties of a smoth if he or she is baptized in the waters beneath a dome-like structure that is beside a lake.
He's moving like a smoth! I feel like a smoth! You wakeboard like a smoth! I AM A SMOTH!
by DJF2 August 10, 2009
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Scotch Fillet

A flaccid cock unable to achieve erection due to alcohol consumption.
Rhonda was so horny she couldn't wait for her boyfriend to get home to pound her cervix. However he drank too much partying and when he got home he had a Scotch Fillet. Rhonda settled for sucking on his wet noodle while she diddled herself.
by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015
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smitch

one: "yo, can you lend me one thousand dollars?" two: "hm.. Iono mane, ill smitch on it"
by brckhmptnsux January 15, 2021
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smoochums

smoochums is a synonym for “hot smexy 5000 bbl girl queen slay kitty legend” and only hot girls use it so if your not a hot girl then don’t use it.
omg that girl gianna is tots smoochums like slay kitty bbl sister queen
by Zilmar February 14, 2022
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Man Scotch

Man Scotch: The action of aimlessly jumping from man to man, or relationship to relationship to fill a void in a female's heart or legs.
Guy A: Man, Lisa is really letting loose since her break up... That is the 3rd dude she banged this week...
Guy B: Yeah she is stuck in a perpetual game of Man Scotch...
by Failsh3d December 23, 2011
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Cock Smoocher

peepee puffer, dick sucker, pole smoker
anything to do with lips around the male organ.
by jfmjr January 14, 2009
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Pork Scotch Pants

Disgusting tartan boxer shorts worn by boring old men and fat security guards. Usually unwashed and covered with shit stains.
Sweet Jesus what's that fat git wearing?

They're Pork Scotch pants. Vile aren't they?
by Flappy Dickwad May 5, 2009
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