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Smooshy Smoosh

Often confused with Smooshy_Smoosh, infamous instagram user (There is no difference). Opuntia, commonly called prickly pear or pear cactus, is a genus of flowering plants in the cactus family Cactaceae. Prickly pears are also known as tuna (fruit), sabra, nopal (paddle, plural nopales) from the Nahuatl word nōpalli for the pads, or nostle, from the Nahuatl word nōchtli for the fruit; or paddle cactus. The genus is named for the Ancient Greek city of Opus, where, according to Theophrastus, an edible plant grew and could be propagated by rooting its leaves. The most common culinary species is the Indian fig opuntia.
Person one: Have you heard of Smooshy Smoosh?
Person two: Get the fuck out and never talk to me again
by user33456699873 January 7, 2023
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Smoosh print

Like a man's "mushroom print" it is a vagina on the forehead.
"It was so sloppy, I left that guy a smoosh print."
by Taco96 January 5, 2009
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Smoosh Push

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Adjective

1.The inability for a flaccid or semi/flaccid penis to enter the vaginal canal.

-The smooshing of male and female genitalia without actual penetration.
Smoosh push till the break of dawn. l We banged until all we could do was smoosh push.
by Tarasaurusrex December 9, 2010
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Smoosh the tush and whoosh

The process of acquiring some ass followed by leaving shortly after. May be applied anally, or metaphorically by the female gender.
Girl #1: Are you exclusively dating him?
Girl #2: Nah, I just smoosh the tush and whoosh.
by lexidaveraph April 4, 2011
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Love Smoosh

When a wife takes a dump on her husband and rubs it in with her bum.
My wife gave me the most heartfelt love smoosh last night.
by Mdhut56 November 6, 2021
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Smoosh

Smoosh means to squish someone's face and smother it with kisses. Usually used in a romantic connotation.
"You're so cute, I am totally going to smoosh your face."
by menareuseless April 24, 2020
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Smooshed Burger

A sex position where a man lays on a large woman while another large woman lays atop him.
I'd love to make a smooshed burger with them!
by Nela Thomas August 8, 2020
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