smoop

Smoking and pooping at the same time.

I like to have a nice smoop after dinner.

by homestar85 September 16, 2011

smorphing

Smorphing is an act of identity misrepresentation based on sharing a commercial identity among friends or co-workers. Derived from phishing and morphing, smorphing occurs when someone shares their on-line account and password for fee-based on-line services to someone else who accesses the services pretending to be that person.

Bob smorphed time.com with his friend's identity and downloaded premium content articles for free.

by Wally Kowal May 5, 2005

SMIP

Stands for 'suck my imaginary penis'.

Person 1: You know what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: SMIP.
Person 2: Oh no you didn't.
Person 1: Oh yes I did.

by IMASIANORLY? December 15, 2008

Smoigen

Smoigen is a act of affection towards someone of the opposite sex. It could either be a hug to full blown anal gang rape.

Man1: How far have you gone with her bro?
Man2: Aww you know just smoigen her ay...

by ANONEEEMOUS September 16, 2009

Smip

Anyone that has gone far beyond Simp and does not know how to spell.

"You're being a real smip, Jim."
"Stop smipping bucko"

by LilyLemonade February 22, 2020

soipf

mark, this is the definition of soipf.

go die

Mark - Aye Steve!
Everyone else - go die mark, now.

by soipf November 2, 2004

smoif

1.smurf with a Jersey accent; A.K.A: Furrevig.

I saw the smoif eated white castle hamboigas and gotted a glass of wadda for i could chewg it.

by tubeckulosis January 25, 2011