A bag of smashed assholes

The epitome of discomfort, as if a boy's choir were caught in a prison orgy and the remains were conveniently portioned in bag form. Commonly used to describe the effects of a hangover.

That was one hell of a party last night, but this morning I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.

by Geekdragon February 13, 2008

Smashed her gash

to smash a girls gash is to hurt her vagina during sexual intercourse by being to rough/voilentl.

"man i fucked her so hard, i smashed her gash"

by ooooox3 February 25, 2009

hulk smashed

When one drinks alcoholic beverages in such large quantity one can hardly control what one does and doesn't remember, or only remembers pieces the next day.

Matt, "You wanna fight?!"
Dillon. "Dude, how hulk smashed are you?"

by That is Personal June 16, 2008

Butt-Smashed

Taking it in the butt hard.

I butt-smashed my girlfriend last night. She was walking funny for hours.

by PrinceLestat October 20, 2009

smashed ass

An intense adjective used to describe something horrible or foul. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc.

I feel like smashed ass.

Damn, somethign smells like smashed ass.

Your mom looks like smashed ass.

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

smashed clam

A porn stars sausage wallet that's been smashed by hundreds of dudes with horse like willys , it is most unpleasant to look at and hence looks like a smashed clam.. Approach with caution. May smell like tuna or stale baby gravy.

Look at the smashed clam on her, I wouldn't fuck it with your dick.

by wetfart July 31, 2014

Smashed her in the fish-pit

To nail a member of the fairer sex in the lady parts

Nick: you get any last night?

Joe: fuck yeah, I smashed her in the fish-pit........

Nick: nice :)

by Plazmaba11z May 21, 2016