Smathering

To flick the foamy bottom of a beer can onto someone's ass crack whilst they are bent over picking up fire wood.

Let's do some smathering as he makes a fire.

by Larryrelief September 4, 2016

KD Smothering

A deathly hug given by a short little girl. Starts out very friendly, but eventually she will constrict, much like a snake, breaking ribs, puncturing lungs, and squeezing the air out of you. You will die, but you will die happy.

Katie ran up and gave Jordan a KD smothering and now he is dead.

by JordanGerdes February 21, 2012

Smotherine

A marine eating smores.
(Plural;)Smotherines: Marines eating smores

"Hey I think I see some smotherines over there"

by Uhmm Eric! January 12, 2008

slithering

One of the four houses of magic at Hogwarts school of magic...

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

Phil-Smithing

When an angler hears of a notable catch, he immediately enquires as to where it was caught, how it was caught and what swim it was caught in.

I see Andy had a dub last night from the severn......How long till Benso is Phil-smithing it??

by Vorest-avenger January 1, 2022

Smithing

When someone texts u and when u answer they dont reply

Or not answering someone when they say hi

Person 1: (text)hey!
Person 2: hi!
Person 1: (reads but doesnt answer)
Person 3: oh he is smithing you

Person 1: hey!
Person 2: ( reads but doesnt answer)

by Fadjskr January 2, 2014

smathering

To demolish someone’s definition of a word.

I just put a smathering on your definition, Larry!

by Tifficent December 6, 2019