smegmalicious

1. Having qualities or properties similar to the dick cheese substance.

2. Being utterly disgusting and revolting.

Ugh, did you see Teddy's in his man thong? That was smegmalicious!

by unassumingGENIUS September 5, 2007

Smegma-mouth

1. When an individuals skin around the mouth has been coated with semen and the unwitting individual has let it dry.

'It looks like Scholfield had a good time last night he has a right smegma-mouth'

by Matt10101 January 19, 2008

Sexmachine 1.0

A description applied to a certain person who deserves to be held in extremely high regard by all for their computer skills, lack of lateral thinking ability, enthusiasm for mathematics, and being inordinately cute and cuddly. Seriously. Usually has a fantastically monotone voice.

1) Sexmachine 1.0 just schooled me in the proper coding of hit detection in Marcromedia Flash 8. I am in awe at his masterful knowledge. And cuddliness.

2) I handed Sexmachine 1.0 a particularly illogical lateral thinking puzzle today during class... he went insane -- started gnawing on my leg. I had to stroke his back for 2 whole minutes before he let go.

by Not Pechvarry November 12, 2006

Smegmalomania

To be obsessed with one's own dickcheese.

Frank loves to sniff his own farts, I think he's got a touch of smegmalomania.

by poo poo pants December 19, 2008

smegma male

a guy who’s a loner but for obvious reasons.

not to be confused with sigma male.

‘who’s that guy at the table by himself that reeks of smegma?’

‘that’s Tim. and good nose! he’s a smegma male’

by dirtxbike March 21, 2022

smegma breath

A general insult aimed at a person who's not welcome; works better when applied to males.

Check out smegma breath there, don't you guys just hate him?

by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003

smegmata

The bizarre phenomenon of developing cheese like substances on the body in the areas where christ was crucified.

Man I heard some guy down in mexico had a major case of smegmata

by Danny long legs May 11, 2006