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Slushfuckery

A word native to martitime regions referring to weather conditions that can be classified neither as rain nor snow, but rather, clumps of slush falling from the fucking sky like mother nature playing a practical joke no one finds fucking funny.

Basically Hell, but wetter and colder.
It's fucking slushfuckery out there!

What have I done to deserve this slushfuckery

What is this slushfuckery?

Who asked for this slushfuckery?

Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?

Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery

I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.

I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.

Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.

Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?

Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.

Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.

I dunno if I'm supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery.

Fucking slushfuckery.
by Loveleedae October 24, 2018
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SPLASHBACK MOUNTAIN

When you fire your load inside your misses and then she laughs and fanny farts it all back out at you
Dude, i was nailing the misses the other day and she ended up (splashback mountain)ing me
by Discgolf1 February 17, 2020
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stashback

A stashback is something discreetly placed behind another object, keeping it out of sight and mind, often used for storage or concealing items. It’s a clever way to maintain tidiness and privacy.
“I decided to stashback my important documents behind the bookshelf, creating a neat and organized space in my room.”
by EarthAngelLadyLove555 January 20, 2024
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smashbacks

flashbacks relating to one’s previous sexual encounters. this nostalgia may include, though is not limited to, memories of one’s “favorite eater.”
1: yo, what’s got christian smiling like that?
2: ah, he’s definitely having some smashbacks from last night
by glojoe November 10, 2024
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Kentucky Splashback

What happens when an individual ejaculates into a shoe repeatedly and then puts their foot into the shoe
Kevin busted out a Kentucky Splashback at the party, it went everywhere dog.
by DannyD123@BB June 5, 2022
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Dick splashback

When you take a shit and flush the toilet when sat on it and the stream gets all over your dick and it feels horrible
"I wish i didnt have such a big dick"
"Why?"
"I get dick splashback whenever i take a shit"
by Thdaleangod March 3, 2026
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