Slurpee Capital of the World

The city on the planet earth that drinks the most 7-11 slurpees each year. For the past 7 years, 1999-2006, it has been Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, in 2005 we guzzeled a record 400,000 sluprees a month.

Winnipeg is the Slurpee Capital of the World!
Calgary is close behind.

by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

nebraska slurpee

when you ejaculate in a girl's nose and she snorts your jizz

"Tina nebraska slurpee'd Jim last night behind the Cinnabon. She still has a headache"

by thedestroyer1222 August 24, 2007

cod slurper

A homosexual; a slurper of the cods.

Get a load of that flaming cod slurper.

by Mr. Wundirphal May 2, 2008

period slurper

A man female or both who slurp period juice.

Brandon and Paul are period slurper's who suck lexy's period juice.

by snickle douche August 13, 2010

Street Slurping

The opposite of road head. The act of getting your pussy licked while driving.

She received some nice street slurping while she was driving her boyfriend to school.

"Hey Wally, I'm feeling frisky"
"How bout I street slurp the fuck out of you"

by EHarps and Walldeezy March 12, 2014

Gerber Slurper

When a girl is at least 10 years younger than you but sucks dick like she is trying to get her bills paid.

That Gerber Slurper almost sucked me inside out. Someone is trying to get their Cricket bill paid.

by Big booty G November 8, 2020

Slurple

Having an inappropriately large amount of someones drink fast enough that they do not realise that you're taking liberties.

Derives from an act somewhere in between of having a slurp and having a tipple.

Mainly introduced as a good rhyming word for 'purple'.

Hi Chris. What's that your drinking? I've never had that before. Give us a slurple.

by !david clarke! December 28, 2008