crumb slumming

The act of digging for, scooping out open palm, or smoothing a bag of chips and pouring it into your mouth in the attempt to devour the chip crumbs/flavor dust while friends/family/coworkers/strangers look on with disapproving eyes at the sight of something they would totally do if no one was watching.

Yo Gary, look at Kate crumb slumming it with that bag of doritos. Apparently the only thing on a diet is her dignity.

by cmod18 July 28, 2011

Slumkin

a slut that is really into giving blumkins to random men.

Jane looked like she had chugged a chocolate shake after she gave the football team a Slumkin.

by jerky108 December 18, 2009

Slmming

To hate things considered to be good
To like things considered to be bad
To have an opinion that is consider controversial and opposes that of the commonly agreed.

When he said an albatross was lame he was slmming.

by afriendofslmjim November 27, 2012

slumpington

The place one goes when slumped, where immediately after they are not conscious. Presumed to be a fictional location

Wow, last night during that fight I took that guy to slumpington!

by Joseppi Lucasio April 6, 2017

Splumming

Another word to express excitement and joy threw metaphorical or literal release of bodily fluids.

I couldn't stop Splumming when the new trailer for Infinity war came out.

by SyphiliticTurkey June 22, 2018

Sophomore Slimming

The state of mind when sophomores become disgusted with the Freshman Fifteen. They then proceed to wage warfare on the Freshman Fifteen by forsaking junk food and working out religiously.

Mandy got sick of having to fight her way into her old jeans, so she decided it was time for the Sophomore Slimming.

by Dragomir Andreyevich December 17, 2008

peruvian donkey slamming contest

A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.

Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.

by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009