Slumbergloten

A stupid bitch, who takes up 75% of a sleeping surface or more, and then denies that he did it at all....with the word chillllllllllllll

Angry man- John you slumberglotened all night...
John- chilllll

by Ross and John April 13, 2007

slumber down

what you cover yourself with when you go to bed. A blanket or cover.

You slumber therefore your slumber down covers you.
The 'down' but comes from duck down duvet.

by Hanky29 January 4, 2008

Slagumberry

When one has anal intercourse and retracts ones male penis and finds a droplet of liquid poo on the end of the helmet. Then waits for it to dry and is left with a crusty brown circle on the end of the bellend.

I totally fucked your mum yesturday and got a Slagumberry

by Daisy Mslagumberry January 16, 2009

slumberginity

Like for virginity, but for the first time you actually slept with someone -- by sleeping with them, not via having sex.

"Yeah, Jane fell asleep on my shoulder yesterday and took my slumberginity."

by Cap'n Refsmmat January 29, 2009

Slumber Jump

When one is on the verge of death and is revived by unprovoked anal sex. (Typically while in acoma)

That b*tch be lookin like sleeping beauty so I slumber jumped her.

by She hole January 25, 2014

slumber-smith

One who engages in excessive sleep.

My husband's hobby is that of a slumber-smith on the weekends.

by Elijah Goose April 15, 2014

slumber party hot pocket

Verb: The act of taking a shit into someones pillow case
Noun: Referring to a pillow that has been filled with warm feces.

Jake was being a real bitch, so I gave him a Slumber Party Hot Pocket.

by NigNogEggNog January 23, 2015