Slofie

A slow-motion selfie.

Shut up, I'm taking a slofie.

by splat1234 September 10, 2019

Slowik

a man or a boy who mainly enjoys consumeing human fecal matter, often refered to as people poop.

a fecitarian know to the common man as slowik

by Handi Capstal February 23, 2009

slowing

The opposite of speeding.

I was so dazed after work today that I was slowing all the way home.

by BanquoLives March 14, 2009

Slowking

The ultimate pokemon to ever exist. He can kick Mewtwo's ass anyday, screw you if you don't agree! Raaawrrr!! He has such an awesome hat/shell! And he has semi-clothes! That thing around his neck counts! HE'S NOT FUCKING HINDU!!

"I choose you Slowking!"
"Oh, it looks like your Mewtwo FUCKING SUCKS _____ <-insert loser's name here"

"I jack off to Slowking porn."

by Kooper113 August 28, 2004

Snowfight

When two guys whack it off looking each other in the eye. The first to cum on the other guy is declared the winner. And also a total fag.

"Dude, Gabe totally won that snowfight yesterday with Aidan!"
"wow what faggots...especially Gabe!"

by mutually exclusive caveats FTW December 22, 2008

slowie

1.) To leap on top of a human being in the sitting position and rub one's testicles slowly across the scalp while simultaneously and repeatedly screaming "SLOOOOOOOWEEEEEE" in an extremely high pitched voice.

2.) The opposite of a quickie

DAMMIT!!! One time at camp that kid jumped on top of me and gave me a slowie!!

by IEatBadgers July 26, 2006

slowfer

Someone who needs to really hurry up so much they become annoying and irritating.

You're such a slowfer.

by Janet R. January 24, 2007