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perpin' the slong

Term used when a male perpetrates having a well-endowed penis, when in fact, to his partner's surprise is actually the opposite of large. In this case, see peter petweeter.
Brad's perpin' the slong. He's really only two inches.
by geniusH August 6, 2006
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dong slong

to rip your small knob off and chuck it as far as you can
by jo ho witness July 31, 2006
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12 inch Slong

A penis so big it can only be used by a select few, the penis can't become errect as it will cave in with the mass. Anyone unlucky enough to have one of these usually gets medical support.

Ways in which it is used : To cream pie the penis I put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. The woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he vagina far enough apart for the penis to fit in. Once in the penis is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.
User : hey girl wanna get mud sandwiched, I have the power of my 12 inch slong

Girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing
by HollisterPseudonym May 20, 2017
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king kong slong

Big ass dck like a gorrilla dick
King kong slong gave it to me last night
by Breadder'man March 17, 2017
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long slong

Damn bae you have a long slong
by poe.pok September 16, 2016
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Sling a slong

term used when hollering at a girl.
Oh shit dawg, look at that talent! excuse me, i need to sling a slong.
by ROBOTRON2012 March 27, 2009
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long slong

Damn bae you have a long slong
by poe.pok September 16, 2016
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