Maple slong

When your dick is sticky and you have your dad or relative lick it .

I called my step sister about my maple slong and she came in my room seconds later.

by Dave slonger December 6, 2021

Slong

Long d!ck

Slong means long d**k you can use it as a phrase like I got a slong

by Negga July 1, 2021

Levi Spencers slong

a penis so small you need the hubble space telescope to see it

hey guys ive got a hard on

wait i can't see it

Levi Spencers SLONG!!!!!

by rclevi November 29, 2010

slong

Southland New Zealand term for a short pour - long black coffee.

Hello Barrista, a Slong please. Yeah double shot, but just a 3/4 hot water pour, I like it strong.

by Gobemouche April 8, 2024

slong

The word slong is all about male dominance.
Even some very insecure presidential candidates with small minds
and huge egos use the word in public nowadays.

"HELL, The Art of the Deal" is BETTER than the Bible.
In fact, when I'm in charge, I'll deal the pants off the damn devil himself,
and then we'll see who has the biggest SLONG!

by MK11222 July 2, 2016

Slong on a stick

Slong on a stick is actual hotdog with ketchup or mayo if your gay just like a penis

Hey you must like Slong on a stick with mayo not ketchup or actual hotdog shape like a penis that's slong on stick

by Slurped buttface May 24, 2025

Pops slong

When the door knob opens and you shove a comb up your ass and your girlfriend is on the phone with you talking about her Menstruation cycle

Bro I had a pops slong kinda night yesterday

by Daddy.slap.me.please September 12, 2021