Slobber Jobbed

To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.

Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

calf slobber

The foamy unappealing top layer of a pie; also known as merIngue. Would beaten, sugary egg whites have become a popular dessert if served solo instead of topping fruity goodness in a pastry shell? Probably not.

I would love to have a piece of lemon meringue pie, but it looks like it's coated in calf slobber.

by Idaho Vixen November 23, 2013

hog slobbin'

The official term for when you are having sex with a fat girl from the country.

"Yo, where's my boy Kermit at tonight?"
"Oh, that lil' green dude is out hog slobbin' tonight with Piggy, yo."

by Dat Blessed Dude October 5, 2016

autistic girl slobber

The saliva of an autistic girl, often obtained by being bitten lovingly or touching an item that has been bitten, licked, or chewed on by an autistic girl.

"Bro I think I just got autistic girl slobber on your bracelet"

by thehurgletguy March 1, 2023

Slobinator

A name that is given to a female that is known to give head often and is very talented at it.

Dude 1: I just hooked up with that Molly chick.
Dude 2: I heard she gives good head.
Dude 1: Yeah, shes definitely a Slobinator.

by Kamikaze Ken February 15, 2009

slob donkey

A girl who you bang behind the dumpster at your local bar. After you're finished you proceed inside to drink more beer.

Bro I was so hammered last night. Did I nail that slob donkey at the end of the bar???

by joeyballz November 25, 2015

Slob Kebab

Sloppy seconds with a dirty Syrian.

"Bro, I totally had a Slob Kebab last night. I need a shower."

by SirScoots April 23, 2016