Slimy Cunt

A person that annoys one, to a state where they become mentally incapable.

AND/OR

A liar or turncoat, who even when caught talks and squeals shit. This is often a defence mechanism.

The word is said to comfrom the greek word "slamihunt" used to describe Achilles when he got an arrow to his ankle, due to him dying and being a bitch.

1.
"woah, you just changed teams in cod what a slimy cunt."

2.
***hits head on door***
"Slimy Cunt Slimy Cunt Slimy Cunt Slimy Cunt Slimy Cunt Slimy Cunt Slimy Cunt Slimy Cunt Slimy Cunt Slimy Cunt"
***Whilst others laugh, and blood pours out***

by VVVTentical April 29, 2019

Slimy Squirtle

A gooey blue turd that occurs after drinking an excessive, maybe hospitalizing amount of blue gatorade

Cooper - “Just got out of the hospital and finally the slimy squirtle came out!”
Michael Jordan - “that’s great news buddy”

by isaachatestonyramsay December 13, 2019

Slimy Salvadore

A "Slimy Salvadore" is when, during intercourse in a port o' potty, you step back and tip the port o' potty forward causeing a massive amount of excriment to flow on your partner; its like a dirty sanchez on a massive, full body scale. A "Slimy Salvadore" is a perfect move to combine with breaking up with that certain special someone, adding something unique to the proceadings that will make it unforgetable for both you and, especially, your partner.

by port o' lovin on May 27, 2009

"Ewww!!!! Rodger and I were getting intimate in the port o' potty and he yelled 'i wanna break up!!!' steped back and gave me a Slimy Salvadore!!!!!"

by port o' lovin May 27, 2009

Slimy Slap

The act of masturbating into one's own hand then slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.

Person 1: What the fuck was that?!? Someone just ran by and slapped me in the face!

Person 2: Oh man, you totally have cum in your ear. I think you just got slimy slapped.

by LogicLackey October 1, 2009

The Tilted Slimy

A seriously kinky sex position, invented by SARS and ARM. Where the man lays on his side and put his top leg in the air, and the woman enters in side ways, putting her legs over the top of his body.

Oh wow dude, they are going at it like the tilted slimy!

That porno was so epic, they did the tilted slimy!

by armxxx3 July 15, 2010

Slimy earbud

A sexual act in which one individual blocks another's individual's ear with cum, after performing otic sexual intercourse.

I'm never mating with David again, last time he gave me a "slimy earbud"

by Sanjorge8 January 6, 2019

slimy cock

When your cock gets slimy of shit or pussy juice.It can be from sperm too.

"jeez look at his slimy cock!!" said bob the banana basterd.

by flfddkl February 1, 2018