granny slammer

A person who usually prefers to have sexual intercourse with way older female, especially the wrinkled, cunt-dry ones.

A: "That eighty-five year old granny gave me a nice BJ last night."
B: "Oh my gosh, you're a friggin' granny slammer!"

by Liberty Valence, PhD April 23, 2009

alabama slammer

1. Southern answer to the Long Island Iced Tea. Typically includes Amaretto Almond Liqueur, Southern Comfort, Sloe Gin, Orange Juice, Sweet and Sour Mix. Has been known to be spiked with 151 Rum, Wild Turkey, or Moonshine.

2. College girl who consumed such a beverage at a party and provided a good time for all.

1. Bartender, make me an Alabama Slammer.

2. Last night I had my way with an Alabama Slammer.

by Adam January 5, 2005

Slander

Ruining the reputation of someone

The news station slander the pop star

by unknownweirdo January 31, 2019

kentucky slamer

when u fuck a girl against a lock door till it breaks open

hey why your door broken??
well me and my girl did a kentucky slamer

by afa.pn.jm March 31, 2009

slammer nazi

'slang-grammar nazi' - A person who always corrects people on their usage of slang, colloquial, memes, etc.

*person looks at a box of donuts* - "dat donuts!"
slammer nazi - "no man, it's Dem Donuts"

"I like 50-cent"
slammer nazi - "no man, it's fiddy cent"

by brownjesus91 June 11, 2014

Slayder

A Sweet Young black dude smart enough to handle things by himself, he's usually very shy but when you get to know him he's a freak and you can't get him out of your head. He fancies the idea that he knows something about almost everything, he doesn't look or bothers about someone else's opinion about anything but as long as you can convince him, he'll listen to you. He's a huge sport and music fan.

Yo, I met Slayder last night he's a whole mood, always thought the dude was so shy until I spoke to him. I can't stop texting him

by Lingard14 December 27, 2019

Throat slammer

the act of choking yourself while masturbating profusely

"That guy did a hardcore throat slammer last night"

"Yeah, he almost ran out of breath"

by Throat slammer December 25, 2009