slacker

someone who procrastinates so hard that they do the work the morning before it's due, if they do it at all. Someone who is even too lazy to copy, so they get someone to copy FOR them.

"Did you see Raman this morning? he was copying andreas science worK!"

"I know what a slacker"

by Bob November 1, 2006

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slacktard

A contraction of "slacker/slacking" and "retard". See also fucktard. Someone who is both lazy and mentally challenged.

My husband's slacktard friend is on our couch for the third straight day trying to beat Halo instead of going to his job.

by saska April 3, 2005

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aggressive slacker

when you slack aggressively....and not passively.

I am more of an aggressive slacker than a passive slacker...
There is no concrete example of what an aggressive slacker

by Tam11111 July 22, 2006

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slackeriffic

A creamy blend of slacker and teriffic.

Feeling good about being lazy.

I was feeling slackeriffic today.

by laurla March 16, 2009

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slackeriness

the act of being slackery.

"I forgot to."
"It's the vodka."
"What's the vodka?"
Your slackeriness!"

by Fizzy77 December 14, 2009

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slackerbagging

When you're too poor to afford more than one sleeping bag so you have to share it with all your bros.

"I don't get my paycheck until next week, so we were slackerbagging in my only sleeping bag at my super manly pajamas party last night ."

by NitzoDiTotzo July 25, 2016

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1. A slacker who has the extraordinary ability to procrastinate the most simple of tasks and do a below average job on important assignments; usually a college student who is entering second year in college with the credits of a freshman

2. In china it is called a Szeto
3 .In Japan it is called a Kodama
4. When in presence of a jew it is refered to as a Kaufman

1. Phill: Hey Ryo! Have you studied for the bio test yet?
Respone: Oh shit! We have a bio test? I haven't gone to class or done any of the homework, you think I will be alright?
Phill: dude, your a total slacker
Ryo: shut the fuck up

2. Your a god damn Szeto you lazy son of a bitch!
3. Who the fuck do you think you are never doing any of your shit your a fucking Kodama! Your never going to graduate
4. God damn man! You never do any of your work! You’re a god damn kaufman!

by Phillip Kaufman June 14, 2006

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