slacker genius

That friend who never studies of does homework, but always seems to make straight A's in a major more difficult than yours.

"Does that guy even take classes here? I only see him at parties chugging beers!"

"Oh yeah, he's pre law. Total slacker genius."

by Nattyslammer May 19, 2014

slacker's remorse

The guilty feeling you have at the end of a blissful weekend of relaxing when you actually realize how much time was wasted doing nothing vs how much you actually needed to do.

It was a great day at the beach, but I didnt get anything done on my to-do list. Now I am suffering from slacker's remorse.

by MIAMItrendSETTER May 17, 2010

Slacker Ken

When someone who is perceived to be attractive gets away with doing little or no work at the office because of his appearance. See also Slacker Barbie.

I've been requesting forms from Slacker Ken, but he's too busy doing nothing to respond.

by stagename October 7, 2011

Slacker From the Boonies

Weird people you don't want to hang around with

damnn g, you hanging out with that Slacker From the Boonies ? Cmon dawg

by stackinbands February 23, 2021

Slacker G2

Devices used by homosexuals to induce long periods of pleasure.

My boyfriend doesn't do it properly in the anal cavity and so I have to resort to a Slacker G2.

by BigDawg2353 February 24, 2009

Slacker From the Boonies

disgusting weirdos

damnnnn you hangin with that Slacker From the Boonies ?

by stackinbands February 23, 2021

slacker parking

Driving into a parking lot to discover the spot directly ahead of you is available. Parking in a spot that doesn't require any effort, like turning the steering wheel. Sometimes it doesn't even require brakes (when there's a wall in front and your car is a beater). Also known as "no-effort-parking."

"Dude, slacker park this bitch right in front of us," or "Sweet, slacker parking is available."

by Spiv May 17, 2006