shabstinence

(1) doing everything possibly imaginable with the opposite sex, except for intercourse. (2) Having sex with a girl who has a twin, so in a sense you have shagged and also kept abstinence.

(Q) Hey man how far did you get with that girl last night.
(A) Lets just say I kept my shabstinence.

by Scott McGregor July 6, 2005

Slab of beef

The passenger on a tandem skydive

Tandem master>I'll take that slab of beef, suit them up.

by sonic4ce January 27, 2009

pussy scabs

When you get high on coke, and your dick becomes as hard and sharp as a samurai sword. Then when you fuck your bitch, you slice up her pussy. Then you cum in that bloody mess. When it all dries that bitch has pussy scabs.

Joe: Man, my coke dick sliced that pussy up!
Fred: What did you do?
Joe: I just left her with some pussy scabs

by FredFred69 August 17, 2014

Slab Sex

Refers to sexual intercourse, with a person who puts in no effort. Thus resembling a cold slab of meat.

"Last night was terible, it was just slab sex. you could have put some minge into it!"

by suburbanmerlin October 14, 2008

fat slab

(N) A fat ass, A donk, A Booty, Junk in the trunk, cake.

Jerad: Gurl you got a fat slab!

Amber: Why you lookin at my ass?! Pervert!

by Shimmerlake May 11, 2015

candy slab

Cars with candy paint

ridein on 84' swangas in my candy slab

by Budz McEnzie July 30, 2009

saabs

Sweaty ass and balls syndrome - (Pronounced - sabs) a condition that affects men. Extreme heat in the ass and ball region causing excessive sweat often soaking outter clothing and leaving wet spots on chairs. The condition is especially prevalent in the summer months.

Look guys his ass is soaked from sweat. It looks like he is sufferings from saabs.

by Jordan Bardoel June 27, 2007