skanger

from ireland, mainly Dublin.
shouts stuff like, " ere will ye meet me mate??"
basically chavs but from Dublin.

skanger: SEE YOU, BLEEDIN MUPPA!

randomer: who ARE you??

or,

skanger: ah see tha burd over there, will u meet hur??

Other skanger: eh YER shes a bleedin lash.

by skanger me banger January 8, 2008

Swagger Dagger

A Penis. But not just any penis, must be a Boss. A penis that gets it done and has the confidence of a Banny Rooster. A cock of the walk. When you roll so hard and have so much swag you cock can get them digits from a waitress while you order a drink from the bar. When you text and drive your dick can take the wheel, so you can use both hands and focus on your tweets. That's a swagger dagger.

I rolled up to my girls house about 2 am and stabbed her with my Swagger Dagger. Ray's got game, but when when my ex rolls up with that swagger my panties drop by themself.

by Young Yu August 31, 2014

Man Swagger

Swagger that true, real men carry upon themselves. A swaggerly presence that can be felt by anyone in a 5 mile radius. This is a swagger that Blake and Tim can fully pull off. The true definition of Man Swagger is Blake and Tim. Blake and Tim take swagger to a whole new level. Their swagger is so swaggy, that they can make up their own swag words, and make everything they do swagtastic.

I saw Blake and Tim walking down the road the other day, and they started to glow with swaggerly goodness. I hung out with Blake and Tim today. Just being around them, added to my life a little man swagger. I wish I were Blake and Tim, cause if I was, then I wouldn't have to question if I had swagger or not, I would know that no one else had swagger that compared to me. I wish Blake and Tim would teach me how to use man swagger.

by Blake and Tim July 25, 2011

Swaggerless Monkey

swaggerless monkey (adj.)- 1.) One without or lacking swagger. 2.) An unoriginal, uncoordinated, non-creative person with no soul or flavor.

Julian is wearing my clothes again, and acting like a big shot. What a swaggerless monkey.

Anyone who tries to say this word and says it incorrectly is instantly a swaggerless monkey.

EX: "You shirtless monkey..." ummm no, that's swaggerless monkey.

by sebadude March 8, 2010

lunchtime shagger

Someone who has sex with their partner while on their lunch break from work.

"Why is Nichola always late back from her lunch?"
"She's a lunchtime shagger, that's why."

by Craig September 14, 2004

stagger

To move as if drunk or otherwise uncoordinated.

The guy staggered out of the bar.

by Ian O April 7, 2008

Dick Swagger University

The university where Dick Swagger is taught. Classes such as Bulge 101, Leather Pants 205, Hard ons 307, Freeballin 302, and Dick Swagger 101 are taught by highly trained professors who are experts in their subjects. Dick Swagger University is the finest form of higher education for Dick Swagger. More fondly known to it’s students as DickU.

That guy must have went to Dick Swagger University, his leather pants are so tight it’s like he’s having sex with himself!

Dick Swagger University. Where we put the Dick in U. University that is.

Dude. You need to go to Dick Swagger University. Your freeballin is wank.

What classes you got at Dick Swagger University man? I got Freeballin 302 and Leather Pants 205.

by Ari Wolfe May 6, 2011