Stiff Situation

to be told to stand up while you have an erection.

George was in a stiff situation, because he had a boner when the teacher told him to present his Power Point.

by rootbeerguy1212 December 14, 2014

Mike "the situation"

Crazy guido on MTV's jersey shore. thinks hes the shit but really he's just another guido

Angela: Omg mike "the situation" is hot
Vinny bag o' donuts: Yea hes a guido just like me
Anthony: no he's really just a fag who's a disgrace to all Italians

by gingyman December 13, 2009

Situational Awareness

1. A booster in the multi-player segment of the PS3 only video game Uncharted 2. Situational Awareness takes up the top slot of the two available slots for boosters. It is made available for purchase at level 46. This booster is commonly referred to as: "Sit," "Sit Aware," and, "Situational." By standing still and pressing the Up direction button on the D-pad one can see enemies' names pop up through walls as they run around. This booster is usually used by n00bs or people looking to be dicks. Fortunately, the booster Evasion (unlocked at level 50) makes one immune to Situational Awareness.

2. Possessing the trait of always knowing what is going on around you; awareness of one's situation (duh).

1. UnchartedPlayer1: Ah, some fag with Situational Awareness on was camping in a corner and killed me. Fuck.
Uncharted Player2: That's retarded. You should use Evasion like me.

2. David used his Situational Awareness to get out of the school safely while a school shooting was happening.

by WaR_REAPER10 September 10, 2010

situation walk

When a guy is turned on and puts his hands in his pocket and tries to walk off the situation.

"I needed a situation walk after seeing her"

by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016

sita pollard

Average height, half British, dark hair and light skin. Basically every Starbucks girl, jk on the contrary though she’s quite the opposite of a Starbucks girl. Friendly and honestly anyone can be friends with her, she’s genuinely a nice person and will always fight for what she believes in.

Omg you’re such a Sita Pollard.

by Phenolphthalean April 7, 2019

Shutangina

A definite expression when you're tired of everyone's bullshit.

It can also use as a normal expression to someone you want to voice out your emotions or so-called dramatically momentarily of your lowlife existence;

“shutangina, di pa mamatay 'yan.”

“shutangina, mahal kita gagu.”

“shutangina k D 0x75((3^3)+3)”

or directly saying this to someone

; bobo ka ha, shutangina mo ka

pangit mo tanga para kang dolomite walang kwenta

In english phrase, weird but here m8s
“Shoe–tongue–ena, vhie ts va-youth!?”

by reiaaayel June 10, 2021

Situationize

When you dont do something depending on the situation.

You dont situationize properly.

by Zantetsuken March 31, 2022