sitting on the drapes

Having a large vagina.

That woman's got to be sitting on the drapes.

by Kung-fu Zombie April 15, 2005

sitting on the router

When someone else in your family or your dad is using up all of the internet connection bandwith, which usually slows down your internet speed and/or multiplayer games.

My dad was sitting on the router by playing 2142 this morning.

O rly?

Yea.

by Anotymous July 20, 2008

sitting up

In jail/locked up. Used as slang to reference experiences of being locked in a cell with nothing to do but sit up and think.

“Judge gave him 20 now he’s sitting up, sad story man”

“Most the niggas I grew up with are either sitting up or gone” - A boogie

by Black mass January 13, 2021

sitting on bone

Having a hard on; a boner; an erection.

This fine ass girl came up and started talkin to me. all of a sudden I was sittin' on bone.

by BIG d April 3, 2004

sitting right

coined by my boi x-to-the-z xzibit on his show "pimp my ride." used to describe vehicles. here's a couple of ways it can be used:
-when referring to cars, wheels have to at least be 17" with little gapage between the fender and tire.
-referring to 4x4's, big tires and wheels (or just big wheels), lift, drop...etc
-can be used to describe entire car. very few stock cars are sitting right. often includes paint, body style, wheels/tires, engine, suspension

"daaaaaamn nigga dat whip is sitting right!"

by gb_junkie May 5, 2005

sitting on CHROME

Having a Gun under the seat of your car.

Dont trip ese... Im sitting on chrome. If these putos trip ill blast them.

by cantinflas August 18, 2009

Sitting Ovation

when one fists a fine young lady in both her vaginal and anal cavities and claps audibly

She gave me a standing ovation for my motivation speech. I gave her a sitting ovation for interrupting.

by The Man Who Does Not Stand June 5, 2010