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simpleton

Different from the older usage, the newer usage of the term refers to people to over-simplify every concept.

Just like there is Asperger's that is a functional version of autism, a simpleton is a functional version of the idea of an "idiot-savant." A person who can be very smart but also over-simplifies everything.

A black-and-white thinker.
"Wow, that guy is a really great programmer, but he's such a simpleton when it comes to politics and economics"
by Meme-warrior March 18, 2017
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Simpleton Jake

Like my orange juice
like my water
like my world of tanks

hate my brother
hate the women
Simpleton Jake is a simple jake who likes his orange juice
by David Spy February 12, 2021
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Siple

A moderately common surname, usually associated with dougebagginess, 500-pound people, and mid-day drunken voicemails.
Person 1: I got twenty calls from Siple last night!
Person 2: Shouldn't he have been at his Overeaters Annonymous Meeting?
by PoooopSoda May 21, 2009
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Secret Simpletons Society

1. The inept white trash that join the Free Masons, thinking they'll get all kinds of special privileges. 2. Any masonic lodge comprised of mostly non-college educated dip shits.
definition 1.

dip shit 1: My monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. It's worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the DEA.

dip shit 2: Why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the Secret Simpletons Society?

dip shit 1: I think that's our codename. I'll have to go Google it.

definition 2.

urban mason: God am I sick of visiting these Secret Simpletons Society lodges. They always need rides. I got my Bentley Continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010
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simpleton

Fictional town of simple minded folk presided over by teh Mayor of Simpleton, teh simplest of them all.
"Arty is the Mayor of Simplton."
by Mayor Art July 1, 2005
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Simpleton

simpleton is the ultimate and final form of simp. being a simpleton is accomplishing something that i never thought could be accomplished. this means that you are able to skillfully simp so amazingly that she actually turns into your friend. let’s not be hasty here, originally she dismisses your subtle yet completely obvious forms of compliments. but she overlooks that and becomes one of your closest friends. one of the main examples is sleek veek. he sets the bar for us all. he is truly the master simpleton
*boy and girl walk past*
Boy 1: wait doesn’t he like her?

Boy 2: nah he’s just a simpleton, they’re friends now
by fish bish May 5, 2020
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simpleton

a person who reduced their behavior to very simple actions, such as foolishness or petty responses.
When we were kids and got slap happy, my mom would tell us not to act like simpletons. If you respond to someone with very petty statements you could be accused of being a simpleton.
by HijabTalesSecuredByDuke August 16, 2018
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