Silicon simpleton

A not so intelligent and attractive woman who has silicon implants. Popularized by Alan Harper of Two and a Half men.

Charlie: "There was a time when it (his trick) would've worked."

Alan: "Yeah, back when you were dating Silicon simpletons"

by novicen00b January 12, 2011

Simpery

The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.

Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.

by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020

simple minded

a person who doesnt use their mind or who thinks very baisically; only scratches the surface..
(generally taken as an insult but there are exceptions)

you are such a simple minded person unlike Kat who's so deep.

by adri :] May 5, 2007

Simpleton

A noun describing an individual who holds no skills or talents in any field whatsoever.

"I can't stand being on Johnathan's team for basketball, that kid is a simpleton"

by MrEasyPickens February 14, 2017

Simpet

The female form of a simp. She will do anything to get in a mans pants

Omg look it’s that simpet trying to fuck every dude she meets

by ...-panda-... February 24, 2020

Simpers

When a bunch of people are “simping” on something or someone.

“God, those people are such simpers”

by AxrieJbtw July 29, 2020

Simpnergy

Simpnergy

1.When two unlikely simps come together and displays an equal amount of simp characteristics for each other.

2. A mutual simping

Kenric totally simps for Nicole. But that's fine, they got that simpnergy going on.

by Alienpls August 11, 2020