A not so intelligent and attractive woman who has silicon implants. Popularized by Alan Harper of Two and a Half men.
Charlie: "There was a time when it (his trick) would've worked."
Alan: "Yeah, back when you were dating Silicon simpletons"
Alan: "Yeah, back when you were dating Silicon simpletons"
by novicen00b January 12, 2011
The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.
Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.
by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020
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a person who doesnt use their mind or who thinks very baisically; only scratches the surface..
(generally taken as an insult but there are exceptions)
(generally taken as an insult but there are exceptions)
by adri :] May 5, 2007
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by AxrieJbtw July 29, 2020
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1.When two unlikely simps come together and displays an equal amount of simp characteristics for each other.
2. A mutual simping
1.When two unlikely simps come together and displays an equal amount of simp characteristics for each other.
2. A mutual simping
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