SIMPLETON

A dumb f#@$ that has done too much s$#@ toady and is last name is some bull

s$@# name like adein

your a SIMPLETON

by dude pony 65 simon gewn alison April 13, 2020

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simptober

aka simptember. a highly celebrated month of simping towards one's crush or love often celebrated in September. This time is often celebrated with generous donations and dm sliding. Members of the daddy gang gain superpowers

Kelly made $50 in tips thanks to her Simptober show on OnlyFans.

"You see the way Monica's dad keeps looking at me, he is totally observing simptober!"

by theSimpLorde September 3, 2020

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Simper

What happens when juices are on a pan. The juice often simpers.

"I cooked roast beef yesterday...my whole body was filled with the juices gentle simpering."
"don't you mean simmering"
"no"

by alt-Shiga February 4, 2022

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Delusional simper

A classic simp who tries to hide that he is in fact the major simp. This is done by calling other people simp constantly creating an anti simp stance. Only smart people know how to spot a delusional simp.

Walle is calling Benne out for simping when he is innocent and Walle is in fact simping 24/7. Walle is being a delusional simper.

by Svennebanana February 16, 2021

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simmeth

- verb, (from oldarn english). 1. To accumulate machinery
in an unbelievably fortiutous manner.
2. To buy, sell and trade in
such a way as to aquire machinery with minimal to no actual cash
outlay.
3. To make a really good deal.
("he simmethed an Ollie 260 and a Tanny 36 from his uncle sam")

- noun, 1. an incredibly good machinery deal.
("Bill got the best simmeth of 2003")

Verb:("he simmethed an Ollie 260 and a Tanny 36 from his uncle sam")

Noun:("Bill got the best simmeth of 2003")

by Dave Potts...from Barry Stup January 4, 2004

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