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- verb, (from oldarn english). 1. To accumulate machinery
in an unbelievably fortiutous manner.
2. To buy, sell and trade in
such a way as to aquire machinery with minimal to no actual cash
outlay.
3. To make a really good deal.
("he simmethed an Ollie 260 and a Tanny 36 from his uncle sam")

- noun, 1. an incredibly good machinery deal.
("Bill got the best simmeth of 2003")
Verb:("he simmethed an Ollie 260 and a Tanny 36 from his uncle sam")

Noun:("Bill got the best simmeth of 2003")
Words you can keep
a fucking bitch who is obsessed with obey me and has this little rat of a younger sibling named luca. and sammeth loves dippibg their feet in milk and they drink milk despite knowing they will shit their panst.
person a; im not suicidal im just a sammeth
sammeth by father patroclus October 16, 2021
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simmothy 

The perfect couple to ever roam the earth. Both gorgeous in special ways, the couple usually grows up together turning their relationship into something more serious. They like each other at least twice in their lives and have undeniable love for one another. They may deny their love for each other but will always LOVE each other no matter what happens!!!!
"Have u met Simmothy? Well they are the perfect couple!"
simmothy by Lucy Lollipops May 25, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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