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- verb, (from oldarn english). 1. To accumulate machinery
in an unbelievably fortiutous manner.
2. To buy, sell and trade in
such a way as to aquire machinery with minimal to no actual cash
outlay.
3. To make a really good deal.
("he simmethed an Ollie 260 and a Tanny 36 from his uncle sam")

- noun, 1. an incredibly good machinery deal.
("Bill got the best simmeth of 2003")
Verb:("he simmethed an Ollie 260 and a Tanny 36 from his uncle sam")

Noun:("Bill got the best simmeth of 2003")
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a fucking bitch who is obsessed with obey me and has this little rat of a younger sibling named luca. and sammeth loves dippibg their feet in milk and they drink milk despite knowing they will shit their panst.
person a; im not suicidal im just a sammeth
sammeth by father patroclus October 16, 2021
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