Sideburn Chaser

1. Anyone who follows Elvis Impersonators with hopes of being conquered by the King.
2. Women of any age (but usually 60+) that fantasize about having sex with Elvis that will settle for an Elvis Impersonator.

I can't believe all of the sideburn chasers that are here for the Elvis Convention.

by AUWFT September 16, 2016

Sidewards

An directional approach that can initiate a fight or brawl

That bitch came at me all sidewards

by MTN MANZK December 11, 2022

crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.

Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.

by O and A pest from AZ February 5, 2015

tasteful sidebae

A person who is manipulated into the middle of being in the friend zone and in an official romance. The person who is manipulating usually keeps their tasteful sidebae interested with suggestive conversation. Often they are USED as plan B's when a primary relationship doesn't work out.

Bobby : So are Joe and Jenny going out now?
Bill : Nah. Joe's her tasteful sidebae.
Joe : Fuck you, Bill.

by Livin' Laik Lurry March 6, 2015

cell phone sideburn

The line of grease or dirt resembling a sideburn that's left on your cheek after having a long conversation on your smart phone. This happens more often with people who typically have dirty hands and handle their phone throughout the day.

After an hour long phone conversation with my boss, I realized I now had a cell phone sideburn.

by Dr. Fuzzy December 15, 2014

Naked Booty Sideburns

When females don't have any hair edges. The sideburn area is naked...like a baby's booty.

I WOULD cut my hair short, but I'm worried about my naked booty sideburns showing.

by Missy McMisserton November 12, 2010

Swedish Sidecar

This is when a female is driving a vehicle with a male in the passenger seat and she leans over to give oral sex to the male passenger while he grabs the wheel

"yah dude while me and Tracy were driving over here we had a little Swedish Sidecar action going on"

"Dude , next time Michelle drives .. BAMM!!! Swedish Sidecar time"

by Raven7.0 March 31, 2009