shasterbated

(verb) an African tribal ritual mimicked in many welsh farmers in which the farmer gets a sheep and proceeds to insert his large spoonful of animal feed in order to keep his flock well fed and healthy

The welsh shepherd shasterbated the sheep with his gargantuan spoon full of feed

by Michaelinyjon Jones January 10, 2008

shwaltering

boiling hot like an oven on fire

"miss, can i take a layer off im shwaltering?"

by rabk January 12, 2008

shwagsternaut

1. n. a person who will make smoke anything to alter reality, even briefly. Shwagsternauts are willing to travel into the unknown to secure some cannabis product
2. A name for an IM basketball team at Trinity University

Those shwagsternauts will buy shwag from anyone!

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008

Shwasted

Being as wasted as Patrick Swayze is cool

Guy #1- Dude you were so shwasted at that party!

Guy #2- Yeah bro, I was all, "No one puts Baby in the corner!"

by playmeganplay November 7, 2010

Shwasty Face

The point of consuming so much alcohol that you go past the point of being wasted, take two turns and black out drunk and arrive and shwasty face.

Chris drank so much whiskey last night. He was pretty shwasty face.

by fallenangel January 25, 2013

Shwater

Can be out in past tense as shwatered. Refers to a person who is taking a shit and the fecal matter that is in exocytosis of the rectum is 90% H20 (water) 10% unknown material (shit).

How you feeling buddy?

Oh man im feeling great!

Why?

I just shwatered!

by Titanium Balls December 31, 2013

Shmastered

A combination of Shit-faced, smashed, and plastered; the ultimate form of intoxication

He was so shmastered he ended up naked, passed out on top of the school.

by ProtegeRapper April 26, 2016