Suckitupism

The law of suckitupism
Learning to shut the fuck up and suck it up!

The law of suckitupism grants that you no longer tell me about your bloody problems...just suck it up!

by Ms. Arden December 14, 2010

nebraska corn shucking

When you rub your body up against another persons body in sex for so long, your skin starts to wear off.

Your mom gave me a nebraska corn shucking last night!

by thebigwisconsinite August 26, 2015

Shucking

the act of releasing fecal matter while engaging in sexual intercourse. the act is usually performed on a toilet but can be done in bed. however it is advised to lay down some sort of plastic covering to provide easy clean-up.

So, I was about do this girl last night and i suddenly got the urge to take a dump. I thought I could hold it but about half way through, I was prairie doggin' it. We totally ended up shucking in my bathroom.

by Lonely_Hitchhiker March 7, 2009

Shucking Oysters

Jerking off onto a table full of saltines!

My kinky wife loves when I'm "shucking oysters" on her face!

by cdugas December 24, 2010

Shucking oysters

Two woman rubbing their vaginas together. Such as "scissors", or tribbing.

Them bitches shucking oysters

by Wicker bizkit June 29, 2016

suckitback

When your taking pipe hits at lunch,and ya gotta get back to work quickly.

C'mon Rossco suckitback.

by snordler January 26, 2009

shucking the bearded clam

The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.

Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.

Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I

Know you were totally wasted. I saw you

disappear with that chick at like 3am.

You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in

back room and smashed it. She was

ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.

Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was

nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give

A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.

by FairladyZ February 4, 2015