Shitea

A shitty collection of tea that makes tea connoisseurs weep. You want that perfectly steeped cup of tea and someone gives you a bag with artificially flavored tea leaves. Screw that I'll cut the mint leaves in my backyard before I drink essence of Wilfred's asshole.

Ex 1: "I went to a brits house the other day and he was bragging up his tea collection. I was excited because by stereotype he should whip out a bunch of earl grey and sport table cubed sugar. Instead this guy opens his cabinet revealing a bunch of shitea."

Ex 2: "I'm at the local iHop eyeing up some honeys. For my tea I generally use orange blossom honey, of course. The waitress brings out my tea bag and it's some rat poison, Sam's Club blend. I slapped the tray from her hand, "What a load of shitea!"

by TeaHee March 19, 2014

shite talker

A shite talker is some body who lies, bullshits or 'talks shite'

'I rode three tinder moths at the weekend'

'Josh is a shite talker'

by Niamhalicous June 8, 2016

shitendipity

Noun. A confluence of unexpected occurrences resulting in a particularly shitty experience.

Antonym of serendipity.

Catherine was gobsmacked by all the shenanigans, misfortune, and run-of-the-mill shite she had to deal with over the weekend. It was total shitendipity and she barely survived.

by Bren-Gun July 28, 2020

Shiteatery

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.

I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.

by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022

Shiternet Exploder

Shiternet Exploder is a derogatory term for Internet Explorer which is used to emphasize the rendering engine of IE and the fact that Microsoft does not support web standards because it wants to replace it with something that helps them to take your money.

1) "This browser, Shiternet Exploder, has succeeded in only one thing: it has turned the internet into shit."
2) "This browser exploded my favorite website and it gave me a virus that made my computer explode!"

by jhuni February 21, 2009

Piece of Shiternet

An internet connection that is slow enough to cause aggravation for the user.

Me: What a piece of shiternet!
You: What are you talking about?
Me: I'm trying to watch something on my netbook but, the free wi-fi here sucks balls!
You: Oh, I briefly thought you were a mental patient.

by cdgnotparis March 10, 2011

Shitegeist

That which is popular but ultimately worthless. often based upon media based images and embodying a crippling shallowness. By it's nature, transitory, so today's shitegeist is tomorrows chip wrappings. Defived from Zeitgeist, but embodying the meaningless of postmodern culture.

"Peter Andre and Katie Price define the current shitegeist"

"Britney's chavvy new look really captures the shitegeist"

by Motoguzzi May 23, 2009