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bathroom showdown

When you try to poop in a stall at work but there is someone in another stall doing the same thing.
I tried to poop during my lunch break but I lost the bathroom showdown and held my poop until I got home.
by kytx September 22, 2016
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Albino snowmonkey

When the big white male jumps onto the female and pounds her just while he cums in her ass
Rick: hey James what Are you doing this afternoon
James: I'm going to give Chloe and albino snowmonkey
by Phazze March 30, 2021
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Slowmo

One who is very slow, in the head, often times leading them to believe things that aren't true, and argue points that aren't valid. Later they will realize their mistake, but won't change their argument due to the fact that they don't understand the concept of being wrong as they were babied all of their life and had a mom who let them win every game at candyland.
Slowmo220, Slowmo of Renegade, Slowmo of Clanwars, that kid who is dumb, wookets, darthcide, icesword

See Also: Moron; Idiot; Drew Carey
by JimG00se December 10, 2003
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The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

This is a song from Lemon wich describes the battle between almost every hero in the world. It all started with Godzilla 'hopping' around Tokyo city. Then came Batman, Shaq, Aaron Carter, Abraham Lincoln, Optimus Prime, Indiana Jones, Chuck Norris and many others.

This song can be found with video on Newgrounds.
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo city like a big playground.
When suddenly Batman Burst from the shade.
Hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade...

...This is the ultimate showdown
of ultimate destiny.
Good guys, bad guys and explosions.
As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive. I wonder who it will be...

...Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris.
Who delivered a kick,
wich could shatter bones,
into the crotch, of Indiana Jones...

...war went on for a century,
many lives were lost but eventually
a hero stood, the rest saw the better.
Mister Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.
by UltimateShowdown April 13, 2010
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showmeism

a new religion.

the belief that one will not belive in any "god" or "higher being" until they are showed one or shown proof that one exists.
jesse and dez.
you are sitting in your bed and you say "god if you are real turn my lights off."

if the lights turn off, you are no longer a praiser of "showmeism"
by dezandjesse April 10, 2008
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Showjob

Guy 1: That chick was hardcore.
Guy 2: Did you go all the way last night?
Guy 1: Nope, I got a showjob this morning.
by chavy2007 April 21, 2011
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Slippery Showdown

While fucking a girl from behind, you grab an alcoholic drink of some sort and continue drinking while still fucking.
Lastnight while I was banging this chick I gave her one hell of a Slippery Showdown
by AproudAlcoholic March 27, 2010
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