Shirt Dickin’

For a man to wear a shirt but no pants or underwear

My clothes were in the washer so I was shirt dickin’ all day

by lewyville June 14, 2023

Shirt-Dickin'

Shirt-Dicking: The active only wearing a shirt leaving one's bait and tackle to swing in the breeze like a church bell.

Ever pooped in the Philippines? You never knew your BH could breath so clearly after, only problem is youre Shirt-Dickin' your dignity while you use a butt-sponge to car-wash dinner off your turd-cutter.

by Travis the Impaler September 1, 2025

Shirtdicking

Walking around wearing a shirt only with an erection that's visible from the underside of the shirt.

I showed up at his house for dinner and he was shirtdicking .

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by Hudway May 13, 2018

Strawberry Shortdick

Some freshman at school who brags about having a 10 inch penis, but really its in the 3 inch or less range, and it is also red, small, and shriveled to an almost rectangular little clump around the crotch, resembling a strawberry shortcake.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear this guy has got a 10 inch dick?!
Girl 1: Nah, i've seen it, he's got a Strawberry Shortdick.
Strawberry Shortdick: Hey guys, who wants some of this 10 inch diiiick.

by Adolf Lincoln August 11, 2016

sort the dicks

verb: the process of separating coupons according to short, long, skinny, fat, dark, light, old, new, local and foreign with the logo of the sporting good's store name.

Tonight we must sort the dicks together.

by Chikalay May 11, 2010

Shortwicks

quick tempered, easily angered, quickly agitated.

A Jehovah's witness showed up at my door the other day and started giving me the God spiel so I totally went shortwicks on him.

by Johnny Shortwicks January 1, 2012

Shirtdicking

Walking around wearing only a shirt with your dick hanging out and a massive erection.

I went over to his house and he was shirtdicking in the living room.

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by Hudway May 11, 2018