shomosexy

a command to someone to show more sexy

hey baby shomosexy

by RINGOSPIN August 2, 2008

shomaze

shock and amaze

I am shocked and yet amazed; I'm shomazed!

That's shomazing!

You shomaze me.

by AJ4UMMM May 11, 2009

Shommeting

Aggressive vomiting which results in an unexpected bowel movement.

My head was in the bowl, then I had to change my underwear after shommeting.

by Shommer October 4, 2012

shomte

A person whom acts like both a shomme and a tomte

Celvin is such a shomte.
Why does Sofia act likr such a shomte.

by Ckay0 June 16, 2021

Shomus

Their nice and shy maybe little bosy but I blame her ocd. She's a lovey person with shitty parents, she's a person who deserves better. She's definitely smart, constantly studying to be better :). But maybe not the best in socialising with peopple as she can't say hello to the person she loves the most.
She's an amazing person who tries their best making everyone happy. Shomus please take break your over working yourself >:(

Me: moves the carpet a tiny bit
Shomus : OI PUT THAT BACK >:(
me : put what back??
shomus : THE CARPET WHAT ELSE??
me: 👁👄👁
Shomus : slaps me right at the back at the head
Shomus : you stupid person

by Mushy.milo November 24, 2021

shomp

to quickly insert one's penis into another's anus and pull it out and act as if nothing happened

me: so this is my old shomping grounds. shomped there, shomped there.....huh, i ain't shomped there.

you: what where i'm standing?

me: SHOMP! still got it.

by Kouji March 2, 2008

Shommocks

noun: legs, to move ones legs

Person 1: Laura is sitting in my chair

Person 2: Tell her to shift her shommocks

by Laura0610 February 5, 2007