smorting

Flirting out side of the restaurant when you are smoking. Also, numbers of "smortings" will increase after smoking has been forbidden in public places by government.

-"Man, you said you are going to smoke outside, we almost finish with dinner!!, where were you at?"
- "Sorry dude! I was smorting" :)

Or

-"Where did you get acquainted with your wife?"
-"At smorting.."

by hakanustis July 20, 2009

smurfing

Gaming term: Entering your regular server under a different name so u can see whats going on without being recognized.

Commonly used by server admins and the like.

l4m3rtw4t: you cock sucking idiot i will spam as much as i like for i am a n00b
l4m3rtw4t: wwwwwwwww0000000wwwwwwwwdddddfkkkkkkk
Player1: Thats not a good idea
l4m3rtw4t: fuck you dick, i own you and will always
Player1 Signed As ADMIN
l4m3rtw4t: Shit

by Moggy006 June 14, 2004

smurfing

Named after the popular television/comic series, Smurfing is the act of putting your partner in some sort of choke/sleeper hold while having sex until their face turns blue. At this point, you pull out and finish off by proceeding to give your blue-faced partner a droopy white cap.

For added effect, you can let loose a cackle similar to Gargamel, the evil villain also from the popular 80's television show.

My girl passed out last night after we were smurfing, when she finally woke up I told she looked like grumpy smurf. She was not amused.

by igotblueballs September 15, 2010

smorning

What everyone says but doesn't notice.

Close cousin to sevening.

Always follows "this".

I woke up with a huge boner this smorning.

by HarvesterOfSorrow January 20, 2009

academic smurfing

Academic smurfing encompasses a wide variety of situations, but they're all a tactic used by a GPA whore.

Common examples of academic smurfing:
A student fluent in a foreign language, such as French, retaking the whole language from the easiest class, in this case, French 1, so they can easily get As in their 4 years of taking that language.

A student who has qualified for AP Calculus BC, but instead choosing to take AP Statistics or AP Calculus AB, as they are perceived to be easier AP classes. This highly depends on the school curriculum and prerequisites. Some schools have students take Calc AB before taking Calc BC. See booster.

A student dropping an honors/AP class and swapping it for another AP/honors/regular class the moment they get less than an A- on the first test, so they could protect their GPA and increase their chances of ending up with an A. See GPA whore

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx May 19, 2021

shoring

Scoring with a chic that looks like a beached whale.

Last night ended in an epic shoring. There is not enough alcohol to endure that shoring.

by Gracism December 19, 2013

Smurfing

The act of snorting bath salts for their psychedelic effects.

Etymology:

The psychedelic effect sometimes distorts visual perceptions, including color and size. This can cause the people around you to seem blue and tiny.

#1 Did you hear that that cannibal wasn't even smurfing? That fool was only high on pot, and he chewed on that motherfucker's face.

#2 I'm never smurfing again. I was tripping so hard last night I lost my shit. Plus, those salts fucked up my nose. I was blowing blood out of my nose all night long.

by F. Baggins III July 7, 2012