Smooks

Someone’s name NOT INAPPROPRIATE

my best friends name is “smooks”

by me.pinecansmd July 14, 2018

Shmoopsie Poopsie

A sexual position where your partner deficates on a window or glass surface, proceeds to smear it, and than the women is pressed up against the shit smeared surface and anally ravaged.

“My mom walked in my room and questioned me about what me and my girlfriend were doing! She saw the aftermath of our shmoopsie poopsie!”

by Sir Jonathan Dingdong II August 3, 2018

Shmook

Shmook sh-m-oo-ck To hit it in every way possible

Joey "You tryin to shmook"
Connor "Oh I am going to shmook the took tonight"

by Ur_local_Jewcer August 20, 2018

Shmookie

A gay man with shmegma who Fucks another man and gets poopdick with his shmegma

Hey man clean your ass hole good next time some dookie came out on my shmegma and now I’ve got shmookie

by Shmooky September 5, 2019

Shmoosed

Squished and splattered everywhere

My eggs got shmoosed :(

by Dockidd3r December 18, 2020

shmoosed

squished and smashed; oozing

My eggs got shmoosed :(

by Dockidd3r December 18, 2020

shookspear

when you are shook and a spear gets thrown at you

person a: woah what happened
person b: i just got shookspeared

by somegoose January 21, 2021