Shitzcaphobia

The fear of being shit on by a person.

Lying in bed beside your loved one, they turn to their side to fall asleep, and you get hit with the aroma from a thousand skunks asses. i.e. don't come near me I have shitzcaphobia

by Phobia of shit April 13, 2015

Shmoitz

The term "Shmoitz" is actually a condition of bacteria cell growth on lumber. It is typically black or green with little to only a few ways to remove it.

For example, "Sam, we have to remove these shmoitz pronto!"

by Chaddahoochie May 11, 2018

Schmitzed

The act of being untruthful in regards to ability while competing in a competition. Sandbagging to a large extent which may cost you friends and or associations with a group.

We got schmitzed in our match today. There is no way that guy plays to a 18 handicap when he shoots 83 and makes sand shots like that.

by ###LL$*EI December 3, 2019

Shmize

When someone smiles with their eyes.

“Your eyes disappear when you smile”
“It’s schmizing stomme trut“
“Shmize?”
“Shannah Eyes”

by nofanks April 29, 2020

shitzy

Anything you want it to mean (and more)

Adam is being so shitzy right now.

That picture is so shitzy it's unbelievable.

this is super shitzy.

by Remdrey1 December 15, 2021

Brazilian Shitzu

When having sex and the opposite partner takes a break to poop on the floor, like a dog, and then resume sex.

Dude last night my girl Brazilian Shitzu'd!

by eskimos696@ December 4, 2016

Joseph Schmitz

Someone who puts their grasses on.

Put your grasses on nothing will be wrong Joseph Schmitz.

by Guts kun May 20, 2018