shmeaf

a guy or boy who does not get babes or has no clue what he's doing. or a female that has no clue what she's doing and doesn't get the guys

look at that shmeaf jumping up and down like a retard

by austin strong December 21, 2010

smerfin

1. givin somebody head

Man you look like you be smerfin like shit!!

Aye you smerf

by D.C. babygirl July 9, 2006

Shmurf

A cute girl whose also a homie. A guy would give this nickname to probably the coolest girl he knows, which is a pretty good compliment.

Guy: Shmurf! Whats good?
Girl:Hey dork, let's kick!

by Darnell That Hot Guy April 6, 2009

shmere

anything u want it to mean

i got kicked in the shmere!it hurt like a shmere. god damn shmere! i ate a shmere for breakfast(shmere) lunch(shmere)and dinner(shmere).

by jonny April 4, 2003

Shmeric

A breed of friend that gets very drunk and is extremely inappropriate and awkward, often insulting everyone in the vicinity, and ruining any chances of a hook up.

That guy's such a dick when he gets drunk; he's such a Shmeric.

by nad dna htiderem December 10, 2008

shmerglin

The sound made when exiting a shmerg. Pulling apart from a cum/sex sweat induced suction.

After Don and Amy were joined in a shmerg, Don pulled away to get a paper towel and Amy giggled at the sound of the shmerglin.

by Big DKBastard August 24, 2008

Shmerdleforpkej

When you mow the lawn and accidentally murder your family.

"Dammit, I shmerdleforpkej my family again!"

by Greensbeanspotatoestomatoes January 18, 2017