shmete

A miniscule penis like Joe von Storchs.

When Joe had sex the girl asked is it in? He said yes remember now I have a shmete.

by Analgapegofchetsmom February 9, 2015

Shaterra

Shaterra is a fun and cute, outgoing person. She is very funny and would do anything to go to Six Flags. She will FIRE YA'LL UP if you come near her friends!!!!!! She will always protect and care.

Shaterra is my best friend!!!

by Laney_Kate_Wilson15 January 31, 2018

black forest shateau

An overly rich mountain of crap of the sort produced after a night out on the chop.

"For fuck sake Macauley, I don't care if your pissed - that's one hell of a black forest shateau you've left in there. Thanks to you my kitchen is now out of bounds. Tokito!"

by Tokito April 3, 2008

Shated

A wet fart- caused by forcing gas out of body. Results in brown stains on underwear.

"shit i SHATED MYSELF!!"

by Claudia De Foe January 24, 2005

Shatel

(French name meaning song) Shatel, a word assoicated with love, peace, joy, and harmony. A strong African American woman with the power to listen to a friend, raise a child, maintain the home, and please her man all at the same time. A pleasing combination of elements in a whole. This diva is definately known to accomplish what others failed to do and for some reason Shatel keeps a man's attention by using simple and only conversation.

Shatel varied as Shantel or Chatel/Chantelle

by Shatel February 19, 2005

shaterd

def:to be drunk

synonyms: ripped, intoxicated, wasted, drunk, shitfaced

antonyms: sober, faggot

Me and my buddies had 15 beers each so we were so fucking shaterd.

by Da Linds Miesta January 17, 2004

Shateesh Bhugwansing

a super-awesome, chill, friendly guy who everyone loves cause he's so nice :) He's cool, calm, and collected on the outside, but wait till you get to know him. He's crazy as hell, but you cant help but love him :)

Info: not really much to say, you're lucky if you know him. I feel sorry for you if you dont.

That guy, right there, is Shateesh Bhugwansing :)

by Its Your Homie Me September 9, 2010