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Shoad

A penis that is very short, usually 2 inches, and is extremely fat, usually 4 inches wide.
That John kid has a huge shoad!
by THISNAMEBETTERWORK January 1, 2014
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Sloading.

The act of sledding or tobogganing while under the influence of alcohol.
Last Friday, we got loaded and went sloading.
by Vance November 17, 2003
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SHOAD

It is a hybrid word for shitload.
I have a shitload of homework due today.

or...I have a "shoad" of homework due today.
by kalijoe November 16, 2011
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Shloaby

A rather large penis with a hefty bell and a muckle shaft, released a hefty load.
Geraldine: John, your dicks tiny, go grow a shloaby like Harold!

John: Well fuck you Geraldine, I will batter you ya spooky bitch.

Harold: Aye, you heard from Geraldine herself I have a shloaby and you don't ya prick.

John: Fuck you Harold.

Harold: Say that to my 15inch shloaby. Dickend.
by Scoitchy January 20, 2014
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Sloadie

A slow roadie (road cyclist) that couldn’t catch a cold if said cold was running backwards.

Prerequisites: bike will have skinny tyres and drop bars, rider will possess an innate inability to travel faster than 15mph (10mph if wet) and be oblivious to their status as little more than street furniture.

See also: matching pro team lycra kit, panniers

Typical Behaviour: will meander slowly down the middle of wide cycle lanes defeating all attempts from other cyclists to overtake. If when reaching a junction the light is red, the Sloadie will position itself in front of all other cyclists then proceed to move off slowly on green having neglected to choose an appropriate gear. Often this will be accompanied with several failed attempts to “clip in” to the pedals they bought 18 months ago but still haven’t quite got the hang of yet.
Sorry I’m late, I got stuck behind a Sloadie
by Donkey Wrong January 23, 2016
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Sloading

#1

Sky: Why aren't you watching the video?

Jerry: Can't you see it's still sloading.

#2

Veronica: This is so slow.

Patricia: Yeah, it's sloading.
by Browniez February 7, 2017
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sload

Contraction of the idiomatic expression 'shit load' to indicate something existing in abundance. For example "He just ate a sload of babies" to indicate "he just ate a shit load of small children" Not to be confused with the inversion "your explanation is a load of shit".
"The only good time to say I have diarrhea is during a game of Scrabble, because it's worth a sload of points." - Zach Galifianakis
by flakyfred March 16, 2017
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