Slazed

Feeling slizzed (drunk) and blazed (high as fuck) at the same time.

John: Did you see Mike at that party last night? Not only was he toasted, but he was fucking schwasted.

Ronnie: Yeah, he was straight up slazed.

by soulstice November 8, 2010

Shazenaid

A combination of shit and balls.

I had some shazenaid salad and it was good.

by G-Money August 1, 2003

shlater

later but also could mean goodbye and lastly espically when in vermont goodnight

"hokay shlater" - person then passes out

by m2 April 10, 2005

shlade

one who has perfected the art of slacking off

when will shlade show up? well he said half an hour, so i guess a couple hours from now. you know how shlade does it.

by Matt January 19, 2005

Shlazz

verb., to shlazz, kapdawgian, from English words: to shine & to lotion. Similiar in usage to the English transitive verbL to shellac. Other forms: shlazzed, shlazzing.
1: to grease up with baby oil or petroleum jelly (vasoline) and/or make shiny any part of the body, particularly a bald head of an African-American man.

That nigga's head was so shiny, it looked like he shlazzed that shyte for hours.

by Kenny Patterson May 2, 2006

shlagel

someone who is a stupid asshole with no life

your a shlagel

by supercalifragil January 24, 2010

Glittery Slazenger

An underground sexual move known only by golf professionals. Right as the female is about to orgasm you insert a handful of glitter and a Slazenger golf ball into the vagina. The golf ball produced after this erotic explosion is undeniably the best golf ball in the world. No hole is safe from the glittery Slazenger.

Sam: My god Mikey how far did you hit that golf ball? You just got the first ever hope in one on a par five!
Mikey: Nothing flies like a glittery Slazenger!

by TheGolfPro May 7, 2015