shitwich

for some reason you leap off the toilet while taking a shit, in which the resulting action causes the hot turd to be smooshed between your ass

dude1: NO WAY i just won $1 mil. in the lotto!

dude1 leaps up

dude1: uuuuhhhhh man i just made a shitwich.

by lake placid black guy October 31, 2009

Shitfight

An event whereupon a network of Trolls preys mercilessly upon a captive audience who have no choice but to acknowledge that they brought this all upon themselves

Oh g-d, this is going to be a shitfight

by Siobahn's Ex November 22, 2011

shitnig

meaning dam thats tight.

shitnig that joint is tight.

by B.D.L December 14, 2008

Shitnigism

A feeling of extreme happiness or joy

I was just out all night with friends, i am in a state of pure shitnigism

by Crispy#72 August 25, 2009

Shitmigo

Basically shit and amigo meaning a friend that you have some deep rooted problems with. A word to describe the relationship between Michael and Trevor from GTA 5.

Michael and Trevor are shitmigos, friends that have a complicated history and are friends but aren't.

by Tman2217 June 8, 2015

Shitmigo

Basically shit and amigo meaning a friend that you have some deep rooted problems with. A word to describe the relationship between Michael and Trevor from GTA 5.

Michael and Trevor are shitmigos, friends that have a complicated history and are friends but aren't.

by Tman2217 June 8, 2015

shitwinder

A colloquialism for toilet paper used almost exclusively by men of the blue collar persuasion. The word enjoyed widespread use in Southeastern Ontario during the latter half of the 20th century, before being systematically suppressed in the late 1990's and early 2000's by the emerging Politically Correct movement. It can, however, still be heard from time to time in public bathrooms around the greater Kingston Ontario area, usually uttered in a gruff tone of voice.

Hey bud, you got any shitwinder in that stall? Some asswipe used it all up over here.

by Assmosis May 6, 2016