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Van-Shittert

1) A ‘Van-shittert’ is a person who is addicted to playing video games even though they’re probably too old for them. Normally also has an American accent but doesn’t claim to be American.

2) a bit of a space geek and will talk about astronomy when trying to impress people. Has a temper problem that is expressed mainly when under-going physical exercise or participating in group cleaning activities.
Person 1: ‘he is clearly American
Person 2 ‘I asked him earlier, he said he’s not from America!’
Person 1: ‘I saw him killing a pig on Minecraft as well’
Person 2: ‘Oh my god dude! He’s such a “Van-Shittert”.’
by skankhunt49 October 15, 2020
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Shitter Net

Shitter Net: A term used when getting unexpected results while online.
2- What you call the internet when it's running slow.
Fred: Man I've been try upload these photo's to my new website. And it's moving real slow?

Larry: That's why they call it the Shitter Net
Susan: Why I am getting all these pop ads when I am line?
Gary: That's the Shitter Net for you.
by v83image February 14, 2012
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shitteree

A nasty disagreement that could lead to dire consequences.
Since the Board of Directors is so divided, do you expect this to develop into a shitteree?
by Richard Black April 1, 2005
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shitterettes

A scent:

Shitterettes is the smell left after smoking three Marlboro's while retching over explosive diarrhea in a small, poorly ventilated room.
Damn Justine, were you in here last? The loo smells like shitterettes. The wallpaper has even peeled!
by antie nae September 28, 2011
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shittertits

Dead beat smell like shit nipples on a man that raped a hellpless woman.

Tits on a man possessed by satanic slavery.

Nipplrd on a dead beat bastardo as he will try to cover them in a cotton shirt, but still smells like shit. He is obsessed with women's nipples because he none since they are just shit. Will try to make them women's nipples imitate his which dead beated shitted tits.

Horrible unhealthy tits on a male.
Chris caressed his shittertits and told me to suck on them.

I told Chris I wasn't going to suck on his shittertits and he told me to go to hell and then raped me.
by cammybuns June 19, 2010
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Shitternets

A made up "disease" that infects devices and gives them painfully slow WiFi or cellular data.
Joe: Godammit! Why can't I place a call?!
Bob: Must be a case of the shitternets.
by NiggerFucker1 December 8, 2024
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shitternuts

Holy shitternuts!
Aw shitternuts!
by KJ,.,.,., July 14, 2014
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