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shitstance

An instance that is remembered for its involvment with fecal matter.
"What was that shitstance with Barney a few years back?" Asked Taco."Oh the one when we were fishing and he shit his pants?" replied Jack.
by TheRevJake December 23, 2011
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shepstone

the best people you could ever meet. a family full of gorgeous beautiful and talented people who will take your breath away. sometimes can be a bit sassy but if you meet a shepstone be sure to keep them in your life forever! <3
John- Did you meet the shepstones?

Sebastian- yes aren't they the coolest?
John- Yeah dude, especially the daughter
by Sebastian Potterhead July 5, 2017
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Schittone

Italian word for a sudden diarrhea attack (pronounced "skittòne")
Ero al cinema e, cazzo!, mi è venuto uno schittone tremendo!
I was at the movie theater and fuck!—I got a terrible diarrhea attack!
by cacadoie September 22, 2017
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Shitsoon

A sex act in which a man cums in a womans mouth and the women the gargles the cum wih her mouth open as the man then shits in her mouth. The woman then spits out the cum-shit mixture into a condom and then places it into a freezer. After frozen the man takes the "treat" out of the condom and shoves it up the women's ass, using it as a dildo. Act could take upwards of 2 hours.
Me and my girl shitsooned last night. It was lit as fuck!
by cockboxer420 October 4, 2017
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shitbonersack

when a girl is riding on ur dick and she shits on it creating a shitbonersack
person 1: last night sucked. Stephanie was riding my dick and she shat on it person 2: damn bro she gave you a shitbonersack
by jakes_balls April 23, 2019
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shitone

You are such a shitone
by Bambi991 October 20, 2019
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Shitshoe

An absolute mess, as if you put on shoes but shit was in them.
"This school's IT department is a real shitshoe"
by Sirth666 March 13, 2020
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