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Shitbeard

Hey! Shitbeard! Go to the back of the line!
by Sven June 30, 2003
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shitpacker

A homosexual male.

Could possibly be used for a heterosexual male who likes to dish out anal action.
Anton and his boyfriend are leaving for spain. Fred asks them "Wow guys how can you afford to sleep in when you have a plain to catch in 2 hours? Don't you have any packing to do?"

Anton and his boyfriend answer: "No that's okay, we totally packed our shit last night."

And that's that (true story!).
by Fred Finkle May 25, 2004
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shitweasel

An animal or person who is sly, sneaky, and opportunistic. Someone who is looking to slip their way into a situation and make it shittier.
"Your friend is such a shitweasel, every time he comes over, he creates drama by asking questions and exploiting their answers to upset people."

"My cat is the ultimate shitweasel. He somehow manages to open the door to my bedroom and urinate in the corner, even though I am very vigilant about keeping it closed and locked."
by JohnnyClemz June 15, 2008
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Shitplank

A term referring to a poorly made, or just an ugly, guitar or bass.
Devries are the king of shitplanks.
by Maddox Fucking Rules October 1, 2014
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Shitspeare

A bullshit artist, one who makes up stories
He said he participated in the marathon but his account of the experience sounded lime shitspeare
by Count cokula September 19, 2017
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Shithead

Pronounced (SHA-THEED)

Shithead is a faithful companion of any kind.
My cat is such a Shithead, He's always up my ass.
by WhiteChocolate252 January 13, 2019
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Shitsearching

It’s quite similar to shitposting. It’s to search up random queries on Google, Yahoo, Bing, etc. with no intent of a pattern. Usually done to protect one’s real search history by filling it with nonsense to divert a reader’s eyes from the true history.
Friend: Why have you searched up “Where do Elephants live?”, “What color is Helium?”, and “10 richest people” all within 30 seconds?

Me: To prevent people like you from trying to look at my history.

Friend: Why don’t you just delete your history?

Me: That makes people suspicious, so I just go shitsearching for a few minutes.
by Definitely Not A Lemon May 26, 2020
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