Shitposter

Someone who is funny on Facebook, but not in real life

Hey look it's Aaron the popular shitposter on Facebook! He's not really that funny in person, who would've imagined

by filopakk May 25, 2021

shit paste

noun. the runny, gooey, thick cream that one excretes having eaten foods upsetting to one's stomach. Such foods can include Indian, Nepalese or Mexican. Upon release of shit paste, one feels enormous relief but if done in public toilet, those in adjacent cubicles muffle a snicker as one's paste is accompanied by an egregious passing of wind (see good push).

woman: oh my lord what's that smell!?
man: sorry, love, the shit paste clung to the bowl. it didn't flush right...
woman: then what's it doing on the actual seat as well!?
man: shit happens

by bloblet October 14, 2008

shitastic

somthing that is shity or really sucks. Like saying someone or something is shity in a better way.

That shirt is fuckin' shitastic.

by jheremy December 19, 2008

Shiteater

Leslie; Someone who enjoys engaging in a feast of fecies.

Shiteater Leslie changes diapers, just so she can eat cheaply.

by Dean S. November 26, 2004

shithattery

comical combination of "asshattery" and "dipshittery" used to exemplify exceptional cases of extreme asshattery and dipshittery

99% of the criminals on the COPS shows, 100% of the shenanigans on RENO 911

"The end of the world is May21 2011!....No wait, it's in November....." - Harold Camping; expert in shithattery

Random moron "If you let the gays marry, the next thing you know they'll let people marry dogs!"

Remotely intelligent person "Shithattery."

by Dr Parallelogram July 25, 2011

shitpastry

a pastry made of fecal matter.

brian eats a shitpastry every day.

by arii October 11, 2007

shitastrophy

An explosive bowel movement, usually involving an infant or toddler wearing a diaper which was either put on incorrectly or simply could not contain the explosive force of the movement.

My family and I were traveling over the summer and the smell of the car soured quickly. After we stopped and viewed the damage - shitastrophy was the first thing that came to my mind.

by MT - Go Noles December 9, 2008