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Shitong

A person that is a dumbass or shit at something. The human representation of feces. Popularly used in Trinidad slang.
Did you see Goobert's grade on that test, what a shitong.
by TrinidadSlanguage April 1, 2019
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shitcone

The area of potential projection of faeces originating from the point of exit (anus) encapsulating all possible directions in which fecal matter may be found after defecation.
Timmys shitcone failed to reside entirely inside the basin.
by dukerattlehead March 11, 2008
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shitmole

A female of bad character who enjoys having her vagina or dung hole manipulated by unfavourable men who wouldn't piss on her if on fire. Sometimes she likes it all at once. "
She'll screw anyone, she's a dirty shitmole"
by Zenagirl February 11, 2018
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Shimonek

Godlike alpha male creature with biggest cock, that travels trough space and time and can impregnate ur mom just by its own existence. Shimonek releases mega hot scent with orgasm triggering effect and has power of defeating Thanos and 100% Shaggy combined effortlessly. He is the smartest being in the entire universe and owns most profitable companies including ur daddy's asshole.
Worship Shimonek or he fuk u up bitch.
Shimonek's cock is a weapon of mass destruction.
Is Shimonek real? I have never seen him going out, but i can feel his dick in my mouth.
Shimonek is so hot i cum everytime.
by Tagliatele con polo November 27, 2021
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Alaskan shitcone

When a man shits it in two ice cream cones and shoves one up his boyfriends ass and another one in his mouth.
Matt: dude you should totally give me a Alaskan shitcone!
by Gabby k March 9, 2015
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Shimmon

Oxymoron Jewish person Eg. Not rich or bad at math.

A person who says "cunt" a lot.

Plays bass guitar.

Will say "Are you shitting me?" upon reading this.
That guy is such a Shimmon.

Stop Shimmoning.

Do you Shimmon?

Stop pulling off a Shimmon.
by assjob October 27, 2008
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Shitman

Shitman =Rohit sharma fans call him hitman but in reality people call him shitman
He dont be a shitman like shittu roshit shatma
by Fanofshitman January 9, 2022
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